Wake forest fans
“HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. WAKE FOREST FOOTBALL IS 2-0. AND WE’VE SCORED 85 POINTS IN THOSE TWO GAMES. THAT IS ALL. YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR DESKS NOW.”
NC STATE FANS
“Hey a win is a win right? Right guys? Guys?”
“Look, let’s just not talk to each other today okay?”
duke fans
“Daniel Jones had 300 yards passing and 100 yards rushing. He’s so freaking good.”
“Yeah but what about TJ Rahming and Shaun Wilson, did you see all those moves?”
“Oh, you’re not going to even mention the defense that shut down two of the Big Ten’s best players?”
“Seriously guys, we’re getting back to a bowl this year. We might even win the Coastal again.”
“Hey, why is there no one else at this bar?”
“I mean, it is 9AM on a Monday.”
UNC Fans
“Man, we almost won that sport that they were playing leading into the big NCAA championship ring ceremony. That was actually pretty fun to watch.”
“Did you stay for the 2nd half?”
“2nd half of what?”
