How to act at work: Week 3

duke fans

“To everyone who said we’d be 1-2 heading into the Carolina game …”

Redhead ECU alum trying to sneak into the group without being noticed: “To my Blue Devils!”

State fans

*checks schedule* “So if we beat FSU and FSU beats Clemson then it’s at worst a three-way tie-breaker even if we lose to Clemson and my non-refundable tickets to the College Football Playoffs are still potentially good.”

UNC fans

“Oh congrats State, you beat Furman.”

“Well you beat Old Dominion”

“Oh we played this weekend?”

ecu fans
wake fans