W vs Mississippi State, W vs Utah, W vs Butler
Are you kidding me right now, Coach Tilde?
L vs Kentucky, W vs VCU, W vs Georgetown
Just steady the ship after getting beat by Kentucky.
W vs Wofford, L at UNI, W vs Northwestern
Woo, that was a bad loss to UNI. FIX YOUR HAND, MARCUS!
W vs Hartford, W vs UNF
Hey Coach Pitino, is the new 30-second shot clock enough ti-
5. Notre Dame
W vs Milwaukee, W vs UMass-Lowell
The hell is a UMass-Lowell?
W vs Bradford, W vs LBSU, W vs George Mason
Feeling better after that loss to George Washington with three easy wins.
W vs St. Joseph’s, W vs Detroit
Congratulations on finally starting the season!
8. Florida State
W vs Hofstra, W vs DePaul, W vs Ohio
I want to trust you but don’t know if I can.
W vs Texas Southern, L vs UMass
You lost to UMass. I can’t even.
W vs St. Bonaventure, W vs Elon
Still trying to figure out what you are…
11. Georgia Tech
W vs Green Bay, L vs Eastern Tennessee State
Just when I’m ready to love you…
12. Wake Forest
L vs Richmond, W vs Indiana
You lost to Richmond and then beat Indiana. You make no sense.
13. Boston College
W vs Central Connecticut, W vs Harvard
14. Virginia Tech
W vs Jacksonville State, W vs VMI
15. NC State
W vs IUPUI, L vs Arizona State
Stop being terrible.