ACC Power Rankings

Giftastic ACC Basketball Power Rankings, Week 5


1. Duke

W vs Georgia Southern

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

2. Virginia

W vs West Virginia

Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.

3. Louisville

W vs Eastern Michigan

I happen to like…nice men.

4. Miami


Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

5. North Carolina

L @ Texas

…they’ll dump their garbage before they go light speed. Then we just float away. …With the rest of the garbage.

6. Pitt

W vs Eastern Washington, W vs Morehead State

You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.

7. Florida State

W vs Southeastern Louisiana

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

8. Syracuse

L @ St. John’s

I have a bad feeling about this.

9. Notre Dame

W vs Loyola-Chicago

Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

10. Wake Forest

W vs UNC-Greensboro

Yeah…you’re a real hero.

11. Clemson

L vs Alabama, W vs Presbyterian

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

12. Georgia Tech

W vs VCU

You are unwise to lower your defenses.

13. NC State

W @ South Florida

We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.

14. Virginia Tech

W vs Lamar

Would it help if I got out and pushed?!?

15. Boston College

W vs Maine

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!