1. Clemson, W vs GT
A fantastic and absolute destruction of Georgia Tech. And Dabo took on Clemsoning. You are free to strut.

2. Duke, W vs Army
Army is almost as bad as NC State. That was laughable.

3. FSU, W vs Miami
Made it kinda tight against a Miami team that’s just OK. Whew.

4. Louisville, BYE
BYE

5. UNC, BYE
BYE

6. Pitt, W vs Virginia
You’re the guy that brings the good beer to the party and we should definitely hang out more but we can’t remember your name.

7. Virginia Tech, W vs NCSU
Did that win against a middling NC State team save Frank Beamer?

8. Miami, L to FSU
Hey, you lost, but you’re still in Miami. So that’s like half a win, right?

9. GT, L to Clemson
Oh, Paul Johnson. Oh boy.

10. Wake Forest, W vs BC
What is offense?

11. Boston College, L to Wake Forest
You guys on offense:

12. Syracuse, L to USF
What is football?

13. Toothbrush
14. Half-eaten turkey hot dog
15a. NC State, L to VT
Not sure why they let a MAC team into the ACC this year.

15b. Virginia, L to Pitt
Just stop. For the love of God, stop.
