Duke fans
To: <All Employees>
Subject: URGENT: 2nd Quarter Projections
Urgency: High
All:
Please immediately review our projections for the 2nd quarter and provide your input by 10AM.
Attachment: <RoyWilliamsRecordvsDuke.doc>
“Oops. Wrong attachment. My bad.”
North Carolina fans
As you walk up to the front of your building today, maybe today’s a good day to make like the Tar Heel’s 2nd half offense and don’t go inside. Today won’t be fun for you. NC State is right around the corner on the schedule, so it will be safe to return to the office soon. Just be patient, guys.
