1. Clemson, 4-0, 2-0 ACC
Clemos…Thanson….

2. Virginia, 4-0, 2-0 ACC
You guys might not remember, but…

3. Wake Forest, 4-0, 0-0 ACC
Wake….is……….good? Uh huh

4. Duke, 2-1, 0-0 ACC
Sure. OK. Fine.

5. North Carolina, 2-2, 1-0 ACC
Bloom is off the rose, as they say…

6. Pitt, 2-2, 0-1 ACC
Pitt, to my rankings, after gagging away a game against Penn State and then beating UCF

7. NC State, 3-1, 0-0 ACC
Apathy is the Old Tuffy around which State fans slip their hands…or something…

8. Florida State, 2-2, 1-1 ACC
When folks keep trying to abandon the FSU bandwagon but hope keeps pulling them back…

9. Boston College, 3-1, 1-0 ACC
AJ Dillon is a player. The rest of y’all, though…

10. Miami, 2-2, 0-1 ACC
Wonder if that close one against Central Michigan is like splashing cold water on your face.

11. Louisville, 2-2, 0-1 ACC
Satterfield has you guys playing tough, but the results aren’t what you’d like

12. Syracuse, 2-2, 0-1 ACC
A shootout with Western Michigan, huh?
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13. Virginia Tech, 2-1, 0-1 ACC
Gutted out a win over Furman. Hope you have what it takes against Duke. *whispers* you probably don’t

14. Georgia Tech, 1-2, 0-1 ACC
It’s a tough time to be a Yellow Jackets fan right now, man…hang in there.








