1. Duke, 16-2, 4-2
W vs Pitt, W vs Wake Forest, W vs Miami
This may come as a surprise, but Duke is a very good basketball team, sometimes.
2. Virginia, 17-1, 6-0
W vs Syracuse, W vs NC State
Undefeated in conference play. But your schedule has been pretty easy, so far.
3. UNC, 15-4, 4-2
W vs Boston College, W vs Notre Dame, W vs Clemson
I almost thought Clemson had a shot in Chapel Hill this year. Almost.
4. Louisville, 14-4, 4-1
W vs FSU, W vs VT, W vs Notre Dame
Why was Louisville paying all that money before when they’re sitting pretty now?
5. Clemson, 15-3, 4-2
L vs NC State, W vs Miami, L vs UNC
Have cooled off slightly, but still a pretty good team. Maybe?
6. Florida State, 13-5, 2-4
L vs Louisville, W vs Syracuse, L vs Boston College
Things are going to have to start going much better pretty soon.
7. Miami, 13-4, 2-3
L vs Clemson, L vs Duke
Two losses by two better teams this past week. Maybe just a hiccup.
8. NC State, 13-6, 3-3
W vs Clemson, L vs Virginia, W vs Wake Forest
This team plays hard all the time. Plays smart some of the time.
9. Boston College, 13-6, 3-3
L vs UNC, W vs Dartmouth, W vs FSU
I can’t make heads or tails of this team. You want to be good sometimes, and then a 30-point loss happens.
10. Syracuse, 13-6, 2-4
L vs Virginia, L vs FSU, W vs Pitt
Gotta start really digging deep.
11. Notre Dame, 13-6, 3-3
L vs GT, L vs UNC, L vs Louisville
I need Bonzie back in my life. So do the Irish.
12. Virginia Tech, 13-5, 2-3
W vs Wake Forest, L vs Louisville
Gotta get better. It just has to, right?
13. Georgia Tech, 10-8, 3-2
W vs Notre Dame, W vs Pitt, L vs Virginia
*shakes head sadly*
14. Wake Forest, 8-10, 1-5
L vs VT, L vs Duke, L vs NC State
How long has Danny Manning been there? And this is what we’re getting?
15. Pitt 8-11, 0-6
L vs Duke, L vs GT, L vs Syracuse
You’re still here?