Round of 64
1. Duke Blue Devils vs 16. NC Central
Yeah, I’m going ahead and assuming Central here. Sue me.
Tough call, but I gotta go with the weird stripper pole animated Duke gif.
8. VCU vs 9. UCF
Not sure that is the Golden Knight I had in mind, but…
5. Mississippi State vs 12. Liberty
A classic leads to our first upset! Take Liberty here.
4. Virginia Tech vs 13. Saint Louis
Get the Billiken off my screen now.
Winner: Virginia Tech
6. Maryland vs 11. Belmont
Belmont is lame. Take Maryland.
3. LSU vs 14. Yale
I laughed way harder at the bulldog here than I should’ve. Gimme Yale.
7. Louisville vs 10. Minnesota
No upset from the 10 today. Gimme scared Pitino every day.
2. Michigan State vs 15. Bradley
Michigan State band girl beats everyone in the Bradley stands combined. At once. With her tongue tied behind her back.
Winner: Michigan State
Round of 32
1. Duke vs 8. VCU
4. Virginia Tech vs 12. Liberty
This is close, but I’m partial to flame door twerk girl.
6. Maryland vs 14. Yale
Bulldog still tickles me.
2. Michigan State vs 7. Louisville
You have to really examine both cases here. You have to laugh at Pitino simply because of how high-strung he is and given what we now know about his tenure. Sparty band girl is just pure ridiculousness. Give me the ridiculousness, but it’s reeeeeally close.