Week 2 ACC Football Giftastic Power Rankings

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This past weekend in ACC football really left me disgusted. This league is supposed to be the strongest college football conference and we go out there and look like a bunch of morons. Each time I sat down to do these rankings, it made me sick. So, the week 2 Giftastic ACC Football Power Rankings will reflect my anger accordingly.

1. Clemson
W vs Kent State

You handled your business against a clearly inferior team. The game was over before it began. As expected.

“Clemson

AND IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, THE REST OF YOU. GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

14. Wake Forest
W vs Presbyterian

Trying to pass off destroying Presbyterian as progress. Don’t want to hear it. Like trying to say wiping the toilet seat means you didn’t pee on it.

wake power

14. Syracuse
W vs Central Connecticut State

Who? Who did you play? Stop it.

“Syracuse

14. Boston College
W vs Northern Illinois

After Northern Illinois missed that field goal, y’all celebrated like you won the Super Bowl. Sit yo’ asses down.

“BC

14. UNC
L vs Cal

The ceiling fell in on y’all is what happened. ‘Ceiling is the roof’ nonsense. Ceiling is the damned defense is what y’all should be saying.

“unc

14. Miami
W vs Bethune-Cookman

90s Miami gonna come back and snatch that gold chain off y’alls neck like Deebo.

“Miami

14. Pitt
W vs Youngstown St (OT)

Overtime? Really? Get out of my face.

“pitt

14. NC State
L vs South Carolina

You started your season allowing a 97-yard kickoff return. Lucky we ain’t demote y’all immediately to the MEAC.

“nc

14. Virginia
W vs William & Mary

I don’t even want to look at you.

“va

14. Duke
W vs NC Central

You think you’re the member of the family that gets credit for cleaning their room when I know you just threw all your shit in the closet? Playing an open scrimmage like it means something. Shoulda won by 100.

“duke

14. Louisville
W vs Purdue

Almost 26-point favorites and y’all did like that? Don’t wanna hear nothing.

“louis

14. Florida State
L vs Alabama

Completely shat the bed on the national stage. Embarrassed the whole damn family. Banished.

“fsu

14. Virginia Tech
W vs West Virginia

Whoopdy-frickin’-do guys. Stop.

“vt

14. Georgia Tech
L vs Tennessee

You got a pair of balls on you, PJ. Too bad they got kicked.
“GT