1. Clemson, W vs FSU

Best team in the country. No doubt. TIGERS NUMBER ONNNNE

2. UNC, W vs Duke

Ring that bell, Heels. Ring that bell.

3. FSU, L at Clemson

Hey man, you guys have Dalvin Cook and that’s about all.

4. Pitt, L vs Notre Dame

Y’all needed shamrocks up your ass to win that one.

5. Duke, L at UNC

Ick.

6. NC State, W at BC

Holy crap a road win in Chestnut Hill, what is happening?

7. Louisville, W vs Syracuse

Not sure if Louisville actually figured it out or if they just played Syracuse…

8. Miami, W vs Virginia

Technically you’ve won 2 in a row. Technically.

9. VT

BYE

10. Wake

BYE

11. Virginia, L vs Miami

Just go to sleep.

12. Syracuse, L at Louisville

Is this football?

13. BC, L vs NC State

Your offense, I’m so sorry.

14. GT

BYE