1. Clemson, 13-0, 8-0, ACC Champions

Champs, baby! Nobody can say anything to you.

2. North Carolina, 11-2, 8-0, Coastal Champions

Hey, you were close.

3. Florida State, 10-2, 6-2

Participation trophy for you!

4. Pitt, 8-4, 6-2

Hey! 8-4 ain’t too bad, man! Ain’t great, either.

5. Louisville, 7-5, 5-3

Hooray for exceeding expectations!

6. Miami, 8-4, 5-3

New coach coming! Excited?

7. NC State, 7-5, 3-5

Good try. Not really, but yeah.

8. Virginia Tech, 6-6, 4-4

Overall and in conference, decidedly mediocre.

9. Duke, 7-5, 4-4

Oh well. Things really tailed off at the end, didn’t they?

10. Virginia, 4-8, 3-5

Just awful.

11. Syracuse, 4-8, 2-6

A new coach. Again. Whoof.

12. Wake Forest, 3-9, 1-7

Got a little out of control, eh?

13. Boston College, 3-9, 0-8

No wins in conference.

14. Georgia Tech, 3-9, 1-7

I don’t really know what else we can say about how this went for you all.