Who won? I’m not exactly sure how, but the Carolina Panthers were victorious, thanks to a Graham Gano three-pointer, 33-30. Why? Well, for starters, Cam Newton was awesome Let me tell you who didn’t help, though: fraudulent water-logged gambler Ron Rivera. The artist formerly, and mistakenly, known as Riverboat once against refused to go… Read more »
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Carolina Panthers continue descent into madness
Who won? The New Orleans Saints, easily, 34-13. Why? The Carolina Panthers aren’t a very good football team; Cam GIF What people are talking about? One of the dumbest decisions you will see all season in an NFL: Ron Rivera electing to punt from the 35-yard line in New Orleans territory with the Panthers… Read more »
Carolina Panthers win home opener, stay on pace for greatest season in NFL history
Technically, it’s still true! Who won? Well, guys: It wasn’t pretty, but the Carolina Panthers defeated the Buffalo Bills, 9-3. Why? Two reasons. One, the Bills are a very bad football team. Secondly, Carolina’s defense was once again really good. Tyrod Taylor was sacked three time, including two courtesy of Julius Peppers in his homecoming…. Read more »
Cam Newton, Panthers return to Levi’s Stadium, cruise to easy win over San Fran
Who won? Behind a dominant defensive performance, the Panthers and Cam Newton made Steph Curry proud and ran past San Francisco, 23-3. God, I miss Jim Tomsula. Why? Like we said, the defensive was awesome; Luke Kuechly and the front four controlled the game against what will likely be one of the worst offenses in the… Read more »
Panthers Twitter Account Is Chillin’ Out, Maxin’, Relaxin’ All Cool in Mid-July
The Panthers may not have started the “first word of my tweets” trend, but they’re in the game early, and they nailed it. Now go back and read the first word of our tweets from the last three days — Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) July 7, 2017 This tweet unlocked the confession of the code: for… Read more »
The (lazy) Sportsman’s Guide to the Weekend
Brenden Whitted, who will be helping with with NBA content in 2016-17 and a few other things, is back with your guide to the weekend of sports TV. You can, of course, also refer to him as Research, and catch him all season long on the SportsChannel8 NBA Podcast with Stat Boi. Take it away,… Read more »
The Worst Weekend Ever?
Missed kicks. Made kicks (for the opponent). Game-changing penalties. Overtime losses. Could this week have been worse for North Carolina sports?
Who to Bet On…Week 4 NC + Panthers Edition
This weekend 6 of North Carolina’s FBS teams hit the gridiron. Our crack research team has come up with some trends for each of the teams to maybe give you some guidance when you call in a play to your guy, if you know a guy. We went 4-1 in Week 3 on games we… Read more »